This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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