How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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