I love black thongs
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Randomize
