nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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