i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
