your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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