I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Alive.
So much puke
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Help me help you realize you are a moron
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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