The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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