after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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