? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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