Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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