They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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