I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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