quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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