sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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