butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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