My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
you inspire me to be a worse person
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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