I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize