turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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