I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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