when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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