How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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