I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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