I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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