She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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