If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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