think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you mean i was at the winter classic?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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