At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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