Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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