fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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