she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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