WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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