I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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