KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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