she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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