we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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