I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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