i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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