I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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