Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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