How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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