can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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