Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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