you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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