At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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