yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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