Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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