I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
