: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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