there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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