im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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