He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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