So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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