I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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